Danerbean+Katertot: BFFs

dear dana,
that's a narwhal. and i love narwhals because they're the unicorn of the sea. thank you for the narwhal. i hump you.
i think i lied about not wanting to ride in a car with you. when your mommy takes you driving, i think you should take me with you so i can see you drive and scream in the backseat. i bet you're a really good driver. unlike me, who will be a terrible driver. because i spend so much of my time playing grand theft auto, ya know.
actually, i had a dream like last week or something. where i had a car and i was driving it but i wasn't supposed to be so i kinda stole it, but i didn't feel bad about it. i was just thinking "hey, what am i gonna do when i get home? i'm gonna fucking get arrested, aren't i?" and i was driving like i was in grand theft auto, minus the running into other cars and running people over. but i was weaving between cars-quite deftly if i do say so myself, and running red lights and speeding. it was awesome. that's how you should drive.

♥,
caty