dear caty,
sounds fun to have depressed kids all on you. i should so make steve take me to prom now. but hes probably hung up on heather now like he was with sara. hmm i wonder if he actually would take me to prom though. that'd be really funn! you should ask him hahaha.
yeah you and dillon have been "together" way longer then me and him.
oh and you're having a slumber party? last i checked i was having brittany sleep over and you two could join if you wanted but you cant come to my house cuz you cant breathhhh with the cats. so i dont know what you're talking abouttt.
hehe. i love how chandler is so jealous. im not even going out with this kid! the brian kid not the chandler kid. its foonaynay.
90210 is the bestiest show ever! i love silver! and i love dixon more! i wish i was her so i could sleep with him and his hot black guy ness! hahaha
~dana
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
a boring letter to you(sorry)
dear dana,
i'm going to ignore the future. the presents better right now.
you're where?! why would you go somewhere so freaking cold, dude? are you mental? scratch that. don't answer that. i already know the answer. it is a big fat huge whale-sized yes!
uhm....i don't have much to update you on. except that despite being the rock for two depressed people right now, i'm unnaturally happy. that's mostly dillon's doing.
though, i wonder sometimes, if he's going to do the same thing to me that he did to you. i don't think he will. (no offence.) but he's been with me alot longer right? and we're doing well. i miss him though.
i'll stop talking about dillon, though.
so, this weekend i'm having a slumber party with a couple of awesome friends. their names are jess, brittany, and...this other girl who isn't as cool. jaykaysmile! she's the coolest. her name is dana and i hump her.
-caty
i'm going to ignore the future. the presents better right now.
you're where?! why would you go somewhere so freaking cold, dude? are you mental? scratch that. don't answer that. i already know the answer. it is a big fat huge whale-sized yes!
uhm....i don't have much to update you on. except that despite being the rock for two depressed people right now, i'm unnaturally happy. that's mostly dillon's doing.
though, i wonder sometimes, if he's going to do the same thing to me that he did to you. i don't think he will. (no offence.) but he's been with me alot longer right? and we're doing well. i miss him though.
i'll stop talking about dillon, though.
so, this weekend i'm having a slumber party with a couple of awesome friends. their names are jess, brittany, and...this other girl who isn't as cool. jaykaysmile! she's the coolest. her name is dana and i hump her.
-caty
antarctica!
dear caty,
well we're not exactly sure whats going on in jessicas life cuz she doesnt fill us in on everything happening. so thats why we are only telling about our futures for the time being. anywho im not sure if im going to be living in montana for a very long time. but i am going to be there untill hannah is about 4 years old. but then i want her to go to a ghetto school... and i dont want it to be one i dont know. so she is gonna come back to rochester with me and mario and go to 58 school. her daddy will be done touring by then because people will have gotten tired of him... but not me. oh i could live with him forever and never get tired of him.
anywho im not on my boat anymore... there was no more water to be in. so i am now walking on ice. theres lots of ice. i realize that santa is not going to be at the north pole at this time of year and that is why im not going there. im actually playing with some penguins right now. they are very freindly little animals. and they're really cute! im in antarctica! its very cold here. and there are no people... not even eskimos.
so im kinda lonely. ill probably be on my way back home in a few hours. ill be back and picturing how hannah montanas bedroom is gonna be. it needs to be perfect for her!
yada yada yada...
tomorrow night i will arrive in new york again... still on my boat haha... dont ask how im on a boat from the atlantic to new york. then i will go to NYC and do some amazing shopping! then ill be home. cant wait to see you againnn!!
~dana
well we're not exactly sure whats going on in jessicas life cuz she doesnt fill us in on everything happening. so thats why we are only telling about our futures for the time being. anywho im not sure if im going to be living in montana for a very long time. but i am going to be there untill hannah is about 4 years old. but then i want her to go to a ghetto school... and i dont want it to be one i dont know. so she is gonna come back to rochester with me and mario and go to 58 school. her daddy will be done touring by then because people will have gotten tired of him... but not me. oh i could live with him forever and never get tired of him.
anywho im not on my boat anymore... there was no more water to be in. so i am now walking on ice. theres lots of ice. i realize that santa is not going to be at the north pole at this time of year and that is why im not going there. im actually playing with some penguins right now. they are very freindly little animals. and they're really cute! im in antarctica! its very cold here. and there are no people... not even eskimos.
so im kinda lonely. ill probably be on my way back home in a few hours. ill be back and picturing how hannah montanas bedroom is gonna be. it needs to be perfect for her!
yada yada yada...
tomorrow night i will arrive in new york again... still on my boat haha... dont ask how im on a boat from the atlantic to new york. then i will go to NYC and do some amazing shopping! then ill be home. cant wait to see you againnn!!
~dana
dear dana,
what is with our futures not including information about jessica and her awesome life? and why the hell do you live in montana? did none of us want to stay in new york?
my future has changed, actually. i told dillon that i wanted to live with the ghosties and he said, "then you'll be living there without me." and i can't possibly live without him, so i'm staying in rochester.
and raising my babies in the ghetto.
since you told me about hannah's birth, i'm going to tell you about max's reaction to it. max= maxamilliano earnest cavalli. the poor baby! anyways, he came with me and jess on our creepy roadtrip to watch you give birth. he did not, though, actually watch you give birth. but he was baffled by hannah when he saw her. he had never seen a baby girl before. he'd seen girls his age(he's 2, almost 3) but never a baby. he actually thought she was adorable and proposed to her on the spot with a ring pop. haha, that's soooo my kid.
also, i'm ashamed to say this, but i am a soccer mom-in-training. not a soccer mom yet. but it's only a matter of time before max starts playing(someone is thrusting his own interests upon our son.)
as for you on your boat, can i guess where you're going? too bad. i will anyways. i'd say alaska, but dude, you could drive there. so i'm thinking the north pole or something silly like that. just a b-t-dubbs though, santa isn't real and it's insanely cold there.
what is with our futures not including information about jessica and her awesome life? and why the hell do you live in montana? did none of us want to stay in new york?
my future has changed, actually. i told dillon that i wanted to live with the ghosties and he said, "then you'll be living there without me." and i can't possibly live without him, so i'm staying in rochester.
and raising my babies in the ghetto.
since you told me about hannah's birth, i'm going to tell you about max's reaction to it. max= maxamilliano earnest cavalli. the poor baby! anyways, he came with me and jess on our creepy roadtrip to watch you give birth. he did not, though, actually watch you give birth. but he was baffled by hannah when he saw her. he had never seen a baby girl before. he'd seen girls his age(he's 2, almost 3) but never a baby. he actually thought she was adorable and proposed to her on the spot with a ring pop. haha, that's soooo my kid.
also, i'm ashamed to say this, but i am a soccer mom-in-training. not a soccer mom yet. but it's only a matter of time before max starts playing(someone is thrusting his own interests upon our son.)
as for you on your boat, can i guess where you're going? too bad. i will anyways. i'd say alaska, but dude, you could drive there. so i'm thinking the north pole or something silly like that. just a b-t-dubbs though, santa isn't real and it's insanely cold there.
have fun!
caty
Monday, March 30, 2009
Hannah Montana!
dear caty,
well its good you've decided you like where you live. im still on my little boat. on my way to a place you still dont know. gahh its really cold out here. i am also thinking of the future.
here it is.
the future.
after what you already said happened.
so you already told how you get prego with dillons baby. jess has her beasty salon. and im on the reado with 'catch me if you can' and am now married to mario! ok well anyways heres what happens after all that.
so while me and my hubby and peoples are out on the road well you can imagine that theres not much room or privacy. so... we end up having sex in an outhouse. gross right? yeah so anyways... a month later i realize that i totally missed my period for the month of june. so i take a pregnancy test from a drug store and what do you know? its positive! so i tell the tour bus to take me home to montana. so the boys go back out touring across the country while i sit here at home with my mother being prego. i know what your thinking. why is she with a guy whos not even gonna be there for her while shes prego?! well he does come once a month and stays with me for 3 days. it may not seem like a lot but its good enough for me. oh how i love my mario! ok so anyways, jess calls up and tells me that you and her were on a road trip and were coming to see me give birth! stupid creepers >.<.
so you guys come and 9 months later... March 26 a beautiful baby popped out! her name is hannah. and her nickname is hannah montana since thats where she was born! so mario comes home and we all have a party. you and jess go back to your homes and we go back on the road with hannah montana. (and this is 2 years after the 10 years from now.)
so you also now have a baby which we wont mention since you dont wanna go into details about that stuff hehe.
so back to the present... im still on my little tiny boat... but the water is mega cold. i think it may even be turning to ice now. gee i wonder where im going? hmm oh well i guess we cant know tonight. i cant really see where im going... i see some sort of animal... idk what it is. blahh whatevs.
~dana
P.S. our babies will be BESTIES!
well its good you've decided you like where you live. im still on my little boat. on my way to a place you still dont know. gahh its really cold out here. i am also thinking of the future.
here it is.
the future.
after what you already said happened.
so you already told how you get prego with dillons baby. jess has her beasty salon. and im on the reado with 'catch me if you can' and am now married to mario! ok well anyways heres what happens after all that.
so while me and my hubby and peoples are out on the road well you can imagine that theres not much room or privacy. so... we end up having sex in an outhouse. gross right? yeah so anyways... a month later i realize that i totally missed my period for the month of june. so i take a pregnancy test from a drug store and what do you know? its positive! so i tell the tour bus to take me home to montana. so the boys go back out touring across the country while i sit here at home with my mother being prego. i know what your thinking. why is she with a guy whos not even gonna be there for her while shes prego?! well he does come once a month and stays with me for 3 days. it may not seem like a lot but its good enough for me. oh how i love my mario! ok so anyways, jess calls up and tells me that you and her were on a road trip and were coming to see me give birth! stupid creepers >.<.
so you guys come and 9 months later... March 26 a beautiful baby popped out! her name is hannah. and her nickname is hannah montana since thats where she was born! so mario comes home and we all have a party. you and jess go back to your homes and we go back on the road with hannah montana. (and this is 2 years after the 10 years from now.)
so you also now have a baby which we wont mention since you dont wanna go into details about that stuff hehe.
so back to the present... im still on my little tiny boat... but the water is mega cold. i think it may even be turning to ice now. gee i wonder where im going? hmm oh well i guess we cant know tonight. i cant really see where im going... i see some sort of animal... idk what it is. blahh whatevs.
~dana
P.S. our babies will be BESTIES!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
thinking about the future again, are we, caty?
dear dana,
i said to myself as i arrived in amsterdam one hour and twenty seven minutes ago, to a dirty train station where a drunken three-some was going on on the only available bench, "fuck amsterdam. fuck europe. i miss rochester and all it's suckiness!" so i am now on a train on my way back to london, to get on a plane and be on my way back to rochester.
being on a train at two am gives you alot of downtime to think(who needs sleep anyways?)
you probably want to know what i have been thinking about. well, here it is.
the future.
my future thinking starts four years in the future. college. you, me and jessicerr will be living in a loft apartment downtown. it's a 5th floor walkup, and it's a bitch to manuever when we're tired after long days of college classes, but we have great butts as a thank you from the universe. i, of course, never have any privacy there, living with my bestfriends and all, so i have to go to dillon's place to do anything dirty.
you ask, "future you is still with that big-headed jerk?"
yup, future me is of course still with him and his adorable big head.
back to my story, so i have to go to his place to do anything dirty. it has walls, you see. though he lives with micah and boston and their apartment is always dirty and has leftover pizza rotting on the couch and it smells faintly of feet, sweat and axe(oh yes, the boy phase that never ends! axe. gah, how i hate it.) micah and boston(unlike you and dana) respect dillon when he has a girl over(i, of course, am the only girl he ever has over), and leave us alone.
my classes are not as fun, sadly. i'm taking too many business courses and i think i might die. you, on the other hand, love college. you get along with sorority girls awesomely and they're trying to make you pledge(you of course deny because we have our own little sorority in the apartment, which includes "mario" our sexy little puppy.)
speaking of mario. your sexy little real mario is a famous rockstar who is always touring(sad for you) but gave you an engagement ring(yay for you?)
jessica is dating david(ha! i told her it would happen) and loves cosmetology school. you and me love it too cuz we get free makeovers whenever we want.
(this is the letter that will never end)
six years after the scenario above...
i have left you and jessica to live in gettysburg with the ghosties. you, of course, were bridesmaids at my wedding to dillon.
you ask, "future you is still with that big-headed jerk dillon?"
yup, future me is still with that big-headed jerk dillon. oh, b-t-dubbs, i'm 6 months pregnant. i call you and jess(long distance. you're on a tour bus full of stinky boys with the band and jess is in georgia running a beasty salon.) crying about how fat i am every single day. jessica tells me i'm stupid. you laugh at me and say "that's why i'm adopting an asian baby and a black baby."
i'm running a quaint little bookstore. it's adorable and bright. for some reason, every female customer pats my stomach and says "when are you do?"
i reply, "i'm not pregnant, fuckass." and then they run off without paying.
my own books are front and center(is that self-centered?) and everyone finally appreciates how awesome i am(oh wait...you guys already do.)
i'd give you details about my relationship with dillon, but that would gross you out. i'll tell you, though, he doesn't pat my stomach. he knows if he tries, i'll bite his hand off and shove it in the blender. he's always saying "this is scary. i've never been a parent before." it reminds future me of when present me and him were talking about sex and he said "that's scary. i've never done that before."
p.s. it's a boy!
i said to myself as i arrived in amsterdam one hour and twenty seven minutes ago, to a dirty train station where a drunken three-some was going on on the only available bench, "fuck amsterdam. fuck europe. i miss rochester and all it's suckiness!" so i am now on a train on my way back to london, to get on a plane and be on my way back to rochester.
being on a train at two am gives you alot of downtime to think(who needs sleep anyways?)
you probably want to know what i have been thinking about. well, here it is.
the future.
my future thinking starts four years in the future. college. you, me and jessicerr will be living in a loft apartment downtown. it's a 5th floor walkup, and it's a bitch to manuever when we're tired after long days of college classes, but we have great butts as a thank you from the universe. i, of course, never have any privacy there, living with my bestfriends and all, so i have to go to dillon's place to do anything dirty.
you ask, "future you is still with that big-headed jerk?"
yup, future me is of course still with him and his adorable big head.
back to my story, so i have to go to his place to do anything dirty. it has walls, you see. though he lives with micah and boston and their apartment is always dirty and has leftover pizza rotting on the couch and it smells faintly of feet, sweat and axe(oh yes, the boy phase that never ends! axe. gah, how i hate it.) micah and boston(unlike you and dana) respect dillon when he has a girl over(i, of course, am the only girl he ever has over), and leave us alone.
my classes are not as fun, sadly. i'm taking too many business courses and i think i might die. you, on the other hand, love college. you get along with sorority girls awesomely and they're trying to make you pledge(you of course deny because we have our own little sorority in the apartment, which includes "mario" our sexy little puppy.)
speaking of mario. your sexy little real mario is a famous rockstar who is always touring(sad for you) but gave you an engagement ring(yay for you?)
jessica is dating david(ha! i told her it would happen) and loves cosmetology school. you and me love it too cuz we get free makeovers whenever we want.
(this is the letter that will never end)
six years after the scenario above...
i have left you and jessica to live in gettysburg with the ghosties. you, of course, were bridesmaids at my wedding to dillon.
you ask, "future you is still with that big-headed jerk dillon?"
yup, future me is still with that big-headed jerk dillon. oh, b-t-dubbs, i'm 6 months pregnant. i call you and jess(long distance. you're on a tour bus full of stinky boys with the band and jess is in georgia running a beasty salon.) crying about how fat i am every single day. jessica tells me i'm stupid. you laugh at me and say "that's why i'm adopting an asian baby and a black baby."
i'm running a quaint little bookstore. it's adorable and bright. for some reason, every female customer pats my stomach and says "when are you do?"
i reply, "i'm not pregnant, fuckass." and then they run off without paying.
my own books are front and center(is that self-centered?) and everyone finally appreciates how awesome i am(oh wait...you guys already do.)
i'd give you details about my relationship with dillon, but that would gross you out. i'll tell you, though, he doesn't pat my stomach. he knows if he tries, i'll bite his hand off and shove it in the blender. he's always saying "this is scary. i've never been a parent before." it reminds future me of when present me and him were talking about sex and he said "that's scary. i've never done that before."
love,
present caty on a train
p.s. it's a boy!
boat trips
dear caty,
yeah your right. im gonna get out of suckass rochester and go on a trip myself. i am now on a boat on the atlantic ocean. it is very dark outside. its scurry. im scurred. anywho... your probably wondering where im off to. well you'll find out soon enough. ok so i have a laptop... but nowhere to plug it in... >.<. so i cant be typing this... im not... jesus is doing it for me. im just sitting on the boat talking to myself while jesus types it all to you. hi jesus. hows it going? thats good. ok anyways. caty boat trip right. ok so im scurred. i see sharks... lots of sharks. they are bigger then my boat... my little tiny boat. im scurred of sharks. did you know that? *cries* why me?! im too pretty to die!! *sobs* im so scurred!!! ill tell you what happens to me tomorrow... when im not as scurred.
~dana.
P.S. pray for me... even though i know you wont >.<
yeah your right. im gonna get out of suckass rochester and go on a trip myself. i am now on a boat on the atlantic ocean. it is very dark outside. its scurry. im scurred. anywho... your probably wondering where im off to. well you'll find out soon enough. ok so i have a laptop... but nowhere to plug it in... >.<. so i cant be typing this... im not... jesus is doing it for me. im just sitting on the boat talking to myself while jesus types it all to you. hi jesus. hows it going? thats good. ok anyways. caty boat trip right. ok so im scurred. i see sharks... lots of sharks. they are bigger then my boat... my little tiny boat. im scurred of sharks. did you know that? *cries* why me?! im too pretty to die!! *sobs* im so scurred!!! ill tell you what happens to me tomorrow... when im not as scurred.
~dana.
P.S. pray for me... even though i know you wont >.<
sex, drugs and german dudes
dear dana,
your trip to the movies sounds sooo interesting. it sounds like it was so much fun! i wish i could go on such an amazing trip.
i am writing this on a train from london to amsterdam. i'll arrive in amsterdam at 1 am, and i'll have no place to stay, and nothing to eat and no money. i'm a hobo in a place where they only speak swedish!
ahhhh, help!
my first stop will be one of those "special" cafes. that serves those "special" brownies. and then dillon will really be able to call me a hypocrite because i made him stop smoking for me. and then there i am, getting high off of delicious pot filled brownies.
i'll keep giving you updates of my journeys around europe as you're stuck at home in suckass rochester with a bunch of immature eighth graders.
your trip to the movies sounds sooo interesting. it sounds like it was so much fun! i wish i could go on such an amazing trip.
i am writing this on a train from london to amsterdam. i'll arrive in amsterdam at 1 am, and i'll have no place to stay, and nothing to eat and no money. i'm a hobo in a place where they only speak swedish!
ahhhh, help!
my first stop will be one of those "special" cafes. that serves those "special" brownies. and then dillon will really be able to call me a hypocrite because i made him stop smoking for me. and then there i am, getting high off of delicious pot filled brownies.
i'll keep giving you updates of my journeys around europe as you're stuck at home in suckass rochester with a bunch of immature eighth graders.
your bff,
caty
monsterssssssss
dear caty,
yeah pretending like we arent... whatever you said... makes life... better? haha idk. wow london you say? sounds exciting. i also went on an exciting trip today. let me tell you all about it. there were aliens and monsters. one of the monsters name was bob. another was dr something. and there was insectosaur, and some other dude. and ginormasomething... idk lol. anywho... the aliens were trying to attack us. but i totally saved the day. but we did end up destrpying the bridge in san fransisco. so anyways... the alien was totally like a wanna be octopus. haha and he thought he could destroy us. oh and also i found out my fiance was a total jerk off so i was all see ya later. it was totally fun. i was a hero.
so did you guess where my trip was to? lol it was to the movies!!! i was monsters vs aliens. uh derr. it was awesome. you should see it. bob was my favorite. he was all "derek was dating you too?! that two timing jerk!" as in derek was dating him and the chick... that i said was me haha.
~dana
yeah pretending like we arent... whatever you said... makes life... better? haha idk. wow london you say? sounds exciting. i also went on an exciting trip today. let me tell you all about it. there were aliens and monsters. one of the monsters name was bob. another was dr something. and there was insectosaur, and some other dude. and ginormasomething... idk lol. anywho... the aliens were trying to attack us. but i totally saved the day. but we did end up destrpying the bridge in san fransisco. so anyways... the alien was totally like a wanna be octopus. haha and he thought he could destroy us. oh and also i found out my fiance was a total jerk off so i was all see ya later. it was totally fun. i was a hero.
so did you guess where my trip was to? lol it was to the movies!!! i was monsters vs aliens. uh derr. it was awesome. you should see it. bob was my favorite. he was all "derek was dating you too?! that two timing jerk!" as in derek was dating him and the chick... that i said was me haha.
~dana
this is a lie
dear dana,
i've found that our letters are sulky and boy-obsessed. so i'm going to lie, and pretend that we're not sulky and boy-obsessed.
today i woke up and decided i hate rochester. so i packed my bags and hopped on a plane to europe. (let's ignore the fact that i don't have a passport or the money for a plane ticket.)
i landed in london who knows how many hours later. i spent the entire flight sleeping and crying about not having any cell service in the sky. (hmm...i wonder why that was.)
bravely, i took the london underground. dun dun dun. and got lost. especially since i had no idea where i was going.
here's a map of it: 
Right now, I'm in an internet cafe trying to find a way to Amsterdam so I can get high. I'll be sure to smuggle some weed back through customs for you. :]
-Caty
Saturday, March 28, 2009
boys are stupid
dear caty,
i know he is but then again there are some good things about him haha. and so im not breaking up with him unless he screws up again. anyways yeah your problems now.
lets see here...
i thinkkk... that you should not try to get with dillon. but dont give up on him. still flirt and stuff with him. but also idk try to figure out this trevor thing. idk. try flirting with him and see where it goes. if you find that you really have feelings for him go for it but if you see that you still dont like him that much then say no. and also go find other guys. ones that will see you and be good to you. unlike dillon and trevor. haha.
~dana
i know he is but then again there are some good things about him haha. and so im not breaking up with him unless he screws up again. anyways yeah your problems now.
lets see here...
i thinkkk... that you should not try to get with dillon. but dont give up on him. still flirt and stuff with him. but also idk try to figure out this trevor thing. idk. try flirting with him and see where it goes. if you find that you really have feelings for him go for it but if you see that you still dont like him that much then say no. and also go find other guys. ones that will see you and be good to you. unlike dillon and trevor. haha.
~dana
we just need to figure our stupid brains out
dear dana,
kelly's right. so is everyone else. you should breakup with chandler. he's a shady lying jerk. it's very simple. you'll dump him and marry mario. even though he's 18 and probably into those tiny preppy girls who flip their (naturally) blond hair around and offer him blowjobs. but, maybe that's why he talked to you. because he thought you were amazing and different than the skanky girls who try to get with him that he wanted to be with you....or maybe he was aiming for me and i just wouldn't look at him... just kidding. he was totally talking to us just because of you. having a hott college guy for a boyfriend will make you so popular.
i'm going to be self-centered now. and talk about my own guy issues. what do you think i should do? i love dillon(of course) but is it really worth my time to wait for him forever and ever when he's never going to see me? and it really creeps me out that i was like, jealous of all the trevor and zoe shit. wtf is that? what does that even mean? that i got jealous. and i had this dream, where me and trevor were in the dining room with gma. and he had his arms around my neck from behind and was kissing my cheek. and we were talking with gma and he asked what i ate and gma said "nothing," joking. and he gave me this look and mouthed "that again? not right now, caty." which is a stupid move on dream-him part, because real him doesn't even know about that. what do you interpret that dream as? i can't figure it out.
so, what do you think i should do? do you think i should take more initiative to get with dillon, and kick trevor's sorry ass out of my life? or get together with trevor and give up on dillon? or give up on boys all together until my noah finally surfaces?
kelly's right. so is everyone else. you should breakup with chandler. he's a shady lying jerk. it's very simple. you'll dump him and marry mario. even though he's 18 and probably into those tiny preppy girls who flip their (naturally) blond hair around and offer him blowjobs. but, maybe that's why he talked to you. because he thought you were amazing and different than the skanky girls who try to get with him that he wanted to be with you....or maybe he was aiming for me and i just wouldn't look at him... just kidding. he was totally talking to us just because of you. having a hott college guy for a boyfriend will make you so popular.
i'm going to be self-centered now. and talk about my own guy issues. what do you think i should do? i love dillon(of course) but is it really worth my time to wait for him forever and ever when he's never going to see me? and it really creeps me out that i was like, jealous of all the trevor and zoe shit. wtf is that? what does that even mean? that i got jealous. and i had this dream, where me and trevor were in the dining room with gma. and he had his arms around my neck from behind and was kissing my cheek. and we were talking with gma and he asked what i ate and gma said "nothing," joking. and he gave me this look and mouthed "that again? not right now, caty." which is a stupid move on dream-him part, because real him doesn't even know about that. what do you interpret that dream as? i can't figure it out.
so, what do you think i should do? do you think i should take more initiative to get with dillon, and kick trevor's sorry ass out of my life? or get together with trevor and give up on dillon? or give up on boys all together until my noah finally surfaces?
hobbies are fun
dear caty,
i agree. we have mucho boy problems. we should have less. stupid boys. but no. i do NOT like your suggestion. that would kinda make us hoes. i dont wanna be a hoe. and guys will think they can just have us and stuff. but actually i think playing the field would be fun. like yeah going out, having fun with guys, and nothing serious. but if there is a guy we actually like a lot that night then we hould try to get to know him. and make it serious. i dont know haha. um... i think we should stop being shy. and actually talk to guys. like how mario totally just came up and talked to us. and i talked back, cuz im a little less shy when it comes to things like that. i dont know how but i am lol.
hmm yeah that concert was megga fun. and mario was sooo fucking hott. gah i wanna marry him. i swear im going to. you just wait and see. kinda like how your gonna marry taylor... i dont know his last name haha.
dude so i have like the worst heache ever right now. and my dad wants to have movie night. but im not sure how thats gonna work when jess and eric are both soo stuborn. i actually think kelly is ok. like we talked tonight. its kinda funny cuz we talked on aim while being in the same house. we talked about the chandler situation. she also told me to dump him. i love how everyone said he was too good for me. cuz like... i know i do somethings that arent the best... but im a wayy better girlfriend then he is boyfriend.
woahh im playing avril lavigne and the song totally changed and i didnt even press anything... creepy.
so anywho. you should up load our pictures onto facebook so i can look at our prettyy selves!
~dana
i agree. we have mucho boy problems. we should have less. stupid boys. but no. i do NOT like your suggestion. that would kinda make us hoes. i dont wanna be a hoe. and guys will think they can just have us and stuff. but actually i think playing the field would be fun. like yeah going out, having fun with guys, and nothing serious. but if there is a guy we actually like a lot that night then we hould try to get to know him. and make it serious. i dont know haha. um... i think we should stop being shy. and actually talk to guys. like how mario totally just came up and talked to us. and i talked back, cuz im a little less shy when it comes to things like that. i dont know how but i am lol.
hmm yeah that concert was megga fun. and mario was sooo fucking hott. gah i wanna marry him. i swear im going to. you just wait and see. kinda like how your gonna marry taylor... i dont know his last name haha.
dude so i have like the worst heache ever right now. and my dad wants to have movie night. but im not sure how thats gonna work when jess and eric are both soo stuborn. i actually think kelly is ok. like we talked tonight. its kinda funny cuz we talked on aim while being in the same house. we talked about the chandler situation. she also told me to dump him. i love how everyone said he was too good for me. cuz like... i know i do somethings that arent the best... but im a wayy better girlfriend then he is boyfriend.
woahh im playing avril lavigne and the song totally changed and i didnt even press anything... creepy.
so anywho. you should up load our pictures onto facebook so i can look at our prettyy selves!
~dana
Friday, March 27, 2009
we need better hobbies!
dear dana,
we have too many boy issues. it's really stupid and immature all the shit that goes down. i have an idea, though. a great idea. we should become playgirls. we should just date whoever we want and never get attached to any guy.
we should vow to become party chicks. and go to shows, and raves, and have fun with guys who we will never ever see ever again. how does that sound?
i think it sounds great. except for the whole...having certain guys that we like thing.
also, tonight i went to my first ever show/concert thing. this band called catch me if you can played at hottopic. this really cool chick came with me. oh wait! that was you. it was great. and they were good live so i was happy. that was the only good thing about tonight though. doesn't that suck?
we have too many boy issues. it's really stupid and immature all the shit that goes down. i have an idea, though. a great idea. we should become playgirls. we should just date whoever we want and never get attached to any guy.
we should vow to become party chicks. and go to shows, and raves, and have fun with guys who we will never ever see ever again. how does that sound?
i think it sounds great. except for the whole...having certain guys that we like thing.
also, tonight i went to my first ever show/concert thing. this band called catch me if you can played at hottopic. this really cool chick came with me. oh wait! that was you. it was great. and they were good live so i was happy. that was the only good thing about tonight though. doesn't that suck?
caty
Thursday, March 26, 2009
preparing for wahh?
dear caty,
its been a long time since we last talked. its been almost a whole 5 minutes. i understand that you are concerned about this thing with trevor. well when he said this i think he meant "you are hot. me you sex now!" except he knows that its illegal so he doesnt want to YET! and right now you are making me chocolate milk :] so anyways back to my point. trevor is madly in love with you and wants to do the ewwy with you, but cant cuz he knows he'll get in trouble with the popo if he does. thanks for telling me you dont have a nice butt, ive always wondered >.< anywho um... yeah i feel the same way about my butt. i dont wanna be doing the ewwy and not looking my best. so yes i think this summer we should do lots of working out to get in shape and make our butts like all nice and plump. then we can do the ewwy :]
~dana
p.s. IHUMPYOU!
its been a long time since we last talked. its been almost a whole 5 minutes. i understand that you are concerned about this thing with trevor. well when he said this i think he meant "you are hot. me you sex now!" except he knows that its illegal so he doesnt want to YET! and right now you are making me chocolate milk :] so anyways back to my point. trevor is madly in love with you and wants to do the ewwy with you, but cant cuz he knows he'll get in trouble with the popo if he does. thanks for telling me you dont have a nice butt, ive always wondered >.< anywho um... yeah i feel the same way about my butt. i dont wanna be doing the ewwy and not looking my best. so yes i think this summer we should do lots of working out to get in shape and make our butts like all nice and plump. then we can do the ewwy :]
~dana
p.s. IHUMPYOU!
i hate preparing for sex
dear dana,
me and trevor talked about birth control. he says the best method is for him to come over and strap a chastity belt on me. and make me wait until i'm atleast 17. i believe his exact words were, "if you were 17(of legal age) i would have sex with you. but now? no. just, for your information." do you have any genius insight on that? why did he say that? what did he mean by it?also, i don't have a nice butt. it's stupid to be insecure about that, isn't it? but i don't want to have sex with a non-nice butt. you and me need to start hitting the gym, or eating less moldy salsa.
i need to buy lingerie. nice sexy lingerie! but the sweet innocent kind. does that exist? we should buy me some when we go to the mall. and have channy try it on. and model it for our cameras. that will be fun. i'm sure the lingerie will look better on him than it will on me.
Caty
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