i hate preparing for sex

dear dana,

me and trevor talked about birth control. he says the best method is for him to come over and strap a chastity belt on me. and make me wait until i'm atleast 17. i believe his exact words were, "if you were 17(of legal age) i would have sex with you. but now? no. just, for your information." do you have any genius insight on that? why did he say that? what did he mean by it?
also, i don't have a nice butt. it's stupid to be insecure about that, isn't it? but i don't want to have sex with a non-nice butt. you and me need to start hitting the gym, or eating less moldy salsa.
i need to buy lingerie. nice sexy lingerie! but the sweet innocent kind. does that exist? we should buy me some when we go to the mall. and have channy try it on. and model it for our cameras. that will be fun. i'm sure the lingerie will look better on him than it will on me.

Caty