Danerbean+Katertot: BFFs

dear dana,
did you hear? michael jackson died today. around....6-ish here. (it was 3 in l.a., where he died.) i have a theory. i think that he's going to come back from the dead as a zombie. because think about it. if it was anyone, it'd be him. with all the nose surgeries and getting the pigment taken out of his skin. has anyone else ever even done that? i don't think so. but i think this is the start of the apocolypse. i give it a week before he rises out of his grave or off of the corroner's table. is that weird of me to think? because i always think that ya know, it's not possible for people to become zombies when they die. but he was so...strange, that i wouldn't put it past him. him, marilyn manson and that dude who turned himself into a lizard. guaranteed if anyone starts the zombie revolution it'll be one of them.
and now that i think about it, i sound kind of excited about that, don't i? well, i'm not. i'm terrified of the thought of zombies because with as toxic as earth is, i think that's what's gonna happen when the apocolypse comes. the bible even talks about the dead rising out of their graves. (yes, i realize i'm athiest and therefore shouldn't be putting any stock in what the bible has to offer, but i think that might just be true.) because i don't believe another ice-age will happen. and the world becoming a big pit of fire is too painful for me to assume possible. so zombies it is.
(oh yeah. b-t-dubbs, i've been reading generation dead today. it's about zombies. does that give you any clues as to why i came up with this theory?)

-caty.