Danerbean+Katertot: BFFs

dear dana,
i noticed you didn't write me a letter back. that's okay. i know how lazy you are. and how busy you are having sex with nina. nina is gross though. so i thought i'd write you a letter and let you know what's going on in my life.
today i am happy. i went to dillon's house. it was nice. we kissed lots and lots and "watched" good will hunting. it's about math so i told him i hated it and then we were kissing and he said "there's a fight scene coming up." so i wouldn't kiss him and i was like "when's the fight scene? are they gonna fight yet? how bout now?" and then they fought and it suckked.
and now, i have to wear my hair covering the right side of my neck. and i found that out and i started beating him with a pillow. and he was laughing so hard and i told him he was a bad dillon. and he said "you weren't complaining." and i was like "well now i am!"
and his mommy came home a little later. and i like her. she's nice. and she was trying to beat a fly to death but she couldn't catch it. and then apparently barack obama saw a fly and killed it....with his hand! i mean, oh my god. how beastin' is he?
and yeah....i'm happy. that i got to spend time with dillon. it was nice and i was afraid it would be awkward. but it wasn't at all. and that made me happy. it was actually very comfortable, like it wasn't only the 3rd time we had seen eachother. like we spent hours and hours together all the time. that means we'll never be awkward and we can get married and be happy together.

-caty.