Danerbean+Katertot: BFFs

dear caty,

okay. this letter started off by like i hump you and i hope youre right. then went on to how you took a year off from school so you deserve an extra one! but im glad youll have nate. uhh... then i went on about work. oh yeah how i was glad i got to see you and hug you. so then i started talking about work and how im gonna be a shift leader and ill get paid 8 dollars an hour compared to the 7.60 i made when i started and 7.75 which i get now. sooo yeah. then i was saying how sherley, my boss, is always super bitch but has been being nice to me lately and i think its cause i have ambition like you said. i made her laugh... she smiled and told me all about our new items... she said please when she never says that to anyone... and she texted me saying "thanks a bunch for being efficient." when i let her know i left my school schedule on her desk. yada yada yada... yeah that pretty much sums it up... not half as great though. my other letter sounded way more happy, excited, cheerful about everything and this one is like "fuck im saying everything again so im gonna be dull." i hope you enjoyed it... the end.
ihy
dana